You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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