There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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