the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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