Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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