I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
COCAINE IS GR8
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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