I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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