But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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