Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
