found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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