thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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