Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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