He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well I just put wine in my tea
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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