i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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