If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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