I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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