John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
