$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
