I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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