At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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