if you like me you must not know who I am
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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