I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's just like the Real World with babies
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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