hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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