i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
What a dumb baby whore.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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