For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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