he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
