Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You are the jesus of drinking
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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