I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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