So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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