I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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