i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Enjoy the penises
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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