it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize