so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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