There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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