I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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