its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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