Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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