is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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