Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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