ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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