If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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