no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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