worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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