So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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