Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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