Already got asked if we're dating
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
