i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Oh god it's open bar.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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