16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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