I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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