I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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