So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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