Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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