hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She bit a glass in half.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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