That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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