Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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