yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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