Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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