She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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