i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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