why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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